kalandra

- Kuh/LAND/ruh-- often criticized. Name spelled AND said wrong, every. single. day. Definitely a bitch with hardcore feelings for every human in sight. High-key suicidal, but loves it. Probably a little psychopathic, but it'll buff.

"Did you hear about Kalandra? She's got some serious issues."

by Kalandra. February 14, 2017

Kalan

A GORGEOUS GIRL.Thats such a great friend.Kalan will always have your back!shes very crazy she also likes to try new things!🤪

Boy that new girls gorgeous
Girl but I am too right
Boy see you later
Boy hey Kalan your hot

by Merry happy January 2, 2019

kaitlann

the uglyest slut face hoe in the world...."I HATE KAITLANN"

kaitlann this is "REEFA" i wrote this cuz u and ur ugly hoe ass friend are slutz............

by dylan October 10, 2004

Katlyn

A trite narcissistic bitch. She is a raw dogging girl. Fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Has more selfies than Justin Beiber, a complete attention whore. Uses her neice as a photo opt. Sends naked pictures with her butter face to engaged men with children. Backstabbing friend. Rips families apart.

Katlyn said out loud:
"Oh snap, my birth control has gotten me this far, so I don't use condoms..."

"Oh that's katlyn you better hide your husbands cause that's one ruthless backstabbing homewrecker skank."

by Spacebird October 2, 2014

Katlyn

A true cold-hearted bitch. You could give her the world and honestly she's just shit on it, break you, walk away and say everyone of her problems were your fault and NEVER talk to you about any of it then leave you for someone else.

Don't ever be a Katlyn.

by Satansbestfriend666 June 1, 2017

shit katana

the name of katana covered in shit. mays also refer to a samori who shit on his sword and uses it to humiliate his opponent

dude1: i was watching a karate movit last night and a smari took out his shit katana and thred it at the ninja, the katana mised but the sword didn't

dude2: like omg dude that must of been so funny after school im going to your house to see it. that ok?

dude1: sure, of course

by lol shit sword 2 February 23, 2009

Kalanbe

A word In Haitian Kreyol
Freaks who like working together and fucking around with chicks.

Kalanbes Make jokes at six am! Talk about Math hl tis for the Kalombes.They are freaks.

Sometimes implies sodomists!
Kalombes are so Haitian.Always talking about who they fucked the other night.
A friendly name sometimes an insult within friends.

Luis is such a Kalanbe Look at the way he moves his hand!

Kalanbe! I dont wanna laugh now!

by Jojox April 6, 2011