Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010

Junk Mood

The sad, depressed, and guilt-filled feeling you receive after eating an extremely large amount of junk food.

Guy 1: What Up
Guy 2: I ate so many fuckin cheetos bro and I feel like shit.
Guy 3: You are in a fuckin junk mood!

by Professor BigLots October 24, 2010

jangle junk

1. Big dangling balls

His jangle junk makes his cock look small.

by B-rent April 8, 2004

jumbo junk

the word JUMBO JUNK is used to describe a males big penis or ballsack. junk is slang for a man's penis and ballsack area. jumbo is in the word to describe the largeness of the penis or ballsack.

my boyfriend named his dick jumbo junk because he is just so big.

by bob motherfucking sagett February 14, 2009

Junk Jealous

Being jealous of another mans' junk.

When Bill saw Mike's huge package, He was Junk Jealous.

by DJ_Schmidty October 31, 2009

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

Dunk the junk

The practice of taking an ice bath or any cold water dip that covers the genitals, usually after a long run.

"That was a great 10 mile run this morning! I'm gonna go dunk the junk."

"Man, you must have balls of steel"

by Condemnedstickman April 16, 2010