joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

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Over Joyed

A saying that showed up in a story made on the internet. Mostly in gay 3somes. It is a phase for a gay man. It starts when a gay man would be in the middle of two other gay guys and will get really horny. So he is Over Joyed. Over Joyed can be anything Sexual. As long as the person is Super Horny. They're Over Joyed.

"David was Over Joyed when his friends let him do a 3some with them"

by RandomGuyOnTheStreet August 16, 2020

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joy raggy

Piece of towel used to clean up jizz after masturbation.

Wait! Don't touch that, it's my joy raggy.

That's as crusty as my joy raggy.

Dude, quick! Hand me my joy raggy.

by finalfantasyiiv October 22, 2009

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joy vey

when something awesome and fantastic happens. opposite of oy vey.

"i just made a 100% on my history test, yo!"
-"joy vey, man!"

by mollzors February 24, 2010

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queer joy

a feeling of pure happiness queer people feel when being totally and unabashedly themselves

watching movies with hood queer representation makes me feel pure queer joy

by anonymous August 24, 2022

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Joy Sticking

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.

Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"

by Go To Church September 14, 2014

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