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blow jolly

To get some smut to slob your nob
i'm all backed up my bitch needs to give me a blow jolly
by Ben Steel December 18, 2003
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Jolly

noun: (1) an extravagantly sexual yet wholly nonchalant figure of urban mythology capable of engulfing or otherwise annihilating men in particular but really anyone vulnerable to its fleshy charms; (2) an entity or being intent on annihilation through sexual congress, having the qualities of many destruction prone goddesses yet not genuinely female so much as berdache or having the reproductive and seductive qualities of both sexes; (3) a being incapable of sexual satiety and thus prone to an obsessive quest to satisfy his/her appetites; i.e. The Jolly.

adjective: (1) reflecting or referring to the qualities of The Jolly, a dreaded yet desired mythical figure or a human being having the same traits; (2) fleshy and flaccid yet somehow horribly attractive in spite of itself, the more so because of its potential for engulfing its victims; (3) referring to a kind of sexual wantonness and capacity for annihilation through sexual congress; (4) suggestive of unabashed satisfaction of the body's appetites; (5) having the girth and fleshy excess of someone or something jolly.
“It struck fear and desire in the lonely and sea-weary sailors’ hearts to think they might find, once they came to the next port of call, The Jolly whose appetites were a matter of legend.”

“Hey, man, check out the legs on our substitute teacher! I’ll bet she’s pretty jolly!”

“To ease their sexual tension after looking at some porn magazines up in the tree house, the boys began to sing some jolly songs.”
by Plains Mermaid January 11, 2009
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Jolly Green Giant

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?
by The G Man August 28, 2003
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jolly rancher

Want something tasty try a jolly rancher.
by pleaze September 25, 2006
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jolly rancher

Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!
by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005
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jolly roger

while in the act of anal sex in the moments prior to blowing his load the man punches the girl in the small of her back causing her anus to contract and thus providing and even tighter oraface for the man
That slut had a loose asshole so I gave her a jolly roger.
by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004
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Jolly Green Giant

A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"
by Ron Bell August 26, 2003
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