errm 

1) embarrassed/cautious verious of uhm.

2) nekkid chest, especially of the male type. usually requested on webcam. very secret word. please spread to all.

1) eg. Mik: What were you doing here last night?
Jan: Errrm.... nothing?

2) eg. give us errrm!!!!

errm by merple July 28, 2005

errmm.. what the scallop? 

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"

Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?

errmm.. what the scallop? by Sereenejuice September 2, 2023

Errmazing 

The word amazing, but in a more 'urban' way.

Guy 1: Hey, guess what? I won the lottery!

Guy 2: That's errmazing!

Errmazing by just_smile35 May 31, 2009

Errminently 

When something is supposed to be happening imminently, but you're not really sure if imminent means tomorrow or next month

Yes, we are errminently expecting Rock Chip sampling assays back from the lab

Errminently by Toggate February 1, 2022