Triangle jerk

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.

Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.

by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010

jerk

A person you really love that just doesn't see how much you care for them, and yet, every so often actually treats you good, only to then act completely different from who they were when you first met them.

you know, I loved him dearly, but in the end I think he's just a jerk.

by joeydarklighter May 22, 2007

jerk

A guy who gets a girl drunk and then takes advantage of her. Then the next day she is really sad about it and regretted what she did. Knowing that he still is proud of himself and brags to everyone he knows about what he did.

Luc is telling everyone what an ass he is. He's such a jerk.

by Marie April 19, 2005

soda jerk

A person who works at a soda fountian.

I just got a job as a soda jerk!

by Axelberry October 30, 2007

Go Jerk Yourself

A more polite way of saying, "go F**K yourself!"; especially in front of a young(er) audience.

Jack: "I would have saved you a slice of that pizza if you had asked."

Pete: "Go jerk yourself"

by Spacegopher August 1, 2011

hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019

circle jerk

A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.

I am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested.

by RedHotGirl June 20, 2003