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January 17 

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks
Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"
January 17 by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021

january 12 

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man
january 12 by amongus man January 1, 2022

january 17 

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17
january 17 by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

january 18 

The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah
Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS
january 18 by A crazy Child April 20, 2019

January 15

You are a very smart a Homosexual or a feminist either or u are very stupid -Dhonnivon
January 15 by Roller magic October 20, 2019

January 19 

short kid: y’all tryna smooch a giraffe today? It’s January 19

tall kid: cries
January 19 by gangganfsktrrrrtt January 19, 2021