January 12 

Bully all the tall people around you. If they are taller than you BULLY THEM.

“Hey Roger today’s January 12th aka bully tall people day”
R:”oh great....”

January 12 by Alisesna January 12, 2021

January 17 

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

January 17 by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021

january 12 

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

january 12 by amongus man January 1, 2022

january 17 

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

january 17 by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

january 18 

The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah

Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS

january 18 by A crazy Child April 20, 2019

January 15

You are a very smart a Homosexual or a feminist either or u are very stupid -Dhonnivon

January 15 is my birthday

January 15 by Roller magic October 20, 2019

January 19 

National Bully a tall person day

short kid: y’all tryna smooch a giraffe today? It’s January 19

tall kid: cries

January 19 by gangganfsktrrrrtt January 19, 2021