jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024

Jacqueshammer

A French jackhammer.

Construction Worker (Ouvrier Du Batiment): But Monsieur, this is not a jackhammer, it is a Jacqueshammer.
Jacqueshammer: Ah hohohohohohohohoho

by mibolsasitches August 31, 2025

Jacques oeuf

Gooning in French

James: Why did you go to your room Pierre?

Pierre: It is time to Jacques oeuf!

by Sausage juice November 5, 2025

WET Jacque

Its like a wet willie but you put it all the way in, when someone inserts their tongue inside your ear and leaves it covered in saliva or semen.

My friend Victoria was telling me about when her side nigga gave her a WET Jacque, she said biting my earlobe wasn't enough give me all of it.

by Blondewithabongwholikesthedong May 15, 2018

Dirty Jacquez

The darkest friend in your friend group. Usually 6’0 and above and can’t use his height for nothing good. Also proclaims to have hoes but talks to the same girl daily. An African refugee doesn’t get Kunta Kente references

Ayye Man wtp is y’all boys. Idk Dirty Jacquez go get some hoes

by Matty Matthew May 2, 2020

Dirty Jacqui

When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.

I got carried away last night and gave him a Dirty Jacqui.

by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020