jack diddly squat

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

JACK HOLE

A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE

Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Hole!

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 2, 2003

Jack Manifold

"Can i get whoppa?" is a quote from the popular legend Jack Manifold.

Jack Manifold is a legend

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

Samurai Jack

A no-anime cartoon that takes place in Japan,when a boy named Jack,and his hometown is destroyed,he grows up,and get a magic sword which can be used to defeat Aku(means evil or demon in Japanese),he must defeat Aku to go back into the past and undo the future as Aku

Samurai Jack is an awesome cartoon

by Mo October 17, 2004

Jack and Coke

Jack Daniels mixed with Coca-Cola. The official "I'm trying to get smashed" drink of people everywhere.

Adam is on his 4th Jack and Coke. He must have had one rough week.

by SpeedCake March 20, 2010

Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!

by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005