A dirty Jack

Wen u can’t dance but want to pull a girl so u try and end up looking like a 45 year old nonce that hunting for someone so young that he finished school and college before they was born

I want to go do a dirty jack

by Shhhdot March 21, 2022

Deacon Jack Industry

A budding financial wave created by the artist Deacon Jack

Im going to Pimp the Deacon Jack industry for realz!

by JackDragon August 21, 2023

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

doing the jack

yanking the cockster

my mom walked in and was frightened when she saw me doing the jack.

by nicktheyankknocker December 18, 2018

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012