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Hoverboarding

A sexual position where the person on the bottom is lifted and carried in between the legs of the person on top by ropes. The person on top puts his dick in the bottom's butt and walks around while doing this and pretends to be Marty McFly.
Guy1: Me and my girl tried hoverboarding last night. It was the best sex we have ever had.
Guy2: Whatever you say, Marty.
by medhathobo August 11, 2016
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homer

1.) A knucklehead or idiot who's ignorant of the world around them. They lack self awareness and are oblivious to what they say and their own actions.

2.) A blind chauvinist that displays uncritical loyalty and enthusiasm towards a team, organization, leader, band, institution, etc in spite of their obvious faults and shortcomings. Usually belligerent to criticism no matter how constructive or benign it is to their entity they blindly and uncritically support.

3.) People who never learn from their mistakes or never learn period. See definition #1.
I'm no longer friends with him because he's such a homer. I didn't like his attitude nor could I tolerate his ignorance and lack of respect for others. He'll never learn from his own action nor see the light.
by Preston Pierce November 24, 2011
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Sex-Haver

The opposite of an incel, being a Sex-Haver means one has internalized themselves as a haver-of-sex. This often results in bold and unpredictable behavior and occasionally acts of violence not seen from incels.

The Sex-Havers are also a domestic terrorist organization founded by a notorious Twitter and Gab shitposter named Ducky.
"The Sex-Havers are inevitable! We are unstoppable! 2021 is the year of the Sex-Havers!" -Ducky

"The Sex-Havers will never stop having sex."
-Ducky

"Gm Sex-Havers."
-Ducky
by FatDogAutsm July 17, 2021
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dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson
When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!
by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008
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Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.
"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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Sex-haver

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck
by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023
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Hovercock

When a man pokes his penis out through the zipper in his jeans, and goes through out his day with it hanging out.
Hey guys follow me, jimmy's dad has a hovercock.
by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009
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