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horse penis 

A description of someone's overly large or frighteningly above average penis. It is in relation to a horses penis.
Jessipher Bagelnuts has a horse penis

Hows that horse penis Jessipher?

Jessiphers horse penis
horse penis by jjojo May 17, 2005
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horse face 

A girl who's features resemble that of a horse.
Hey, that girl on the rugby team is such a horse face. I bet she runs all the time. Nick name: seabiscuit.

or
Sarah Jessica Parker
horse face by reinprecht October 24, 2007

horse teeth 

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.
I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.
horse teeth by RexGibson February 3, 2006

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.
"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
horse's hymen by drbollocks October 4, 2008

Horse Cock Frosty 

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.
Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

Horse Barto 

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.
Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto
Horse Barto by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022