heffer

a baby cow
a person who eats a lot will turn into a heffer

Jack: "dang im hungery"
Kelly: "dang heffer!"

"dang that girl be stuff her face, dang she a heffer"

by britkneee December 28, 2005

smurf herfer

somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....

Jack is such a smurf herfer....

by alucarD Brujah November 23, 2006

Hefer

A female cow that has yet to have a child

That hefer is grazing on grass

by Lucky Tabaten April 23, 2017

Heffer

people that make you angry:(
a way to say hi to people
use in place of the word friend
when someone does something rude

Those girls in room 233 and 235 are heffers!
Hey little heff!
That was a heffer move!

by Bomquiqui May 1, 2009

trifling heifer

A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.

"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."

by crazyvaletbob June 18, 2006

hefer

A big tub of lard in the form of a 100 lbs white girl.

That hefer was a hoe

by cxftjmncxg October 24, 2005

Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011