Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022

I heard that

Something homosexuals say instead of just saying “ok”

“Want to get dinner tonight in key west on the nude beach?”
“no i’m busy tonight with a women”
“I heard that”

by 1x.darius September 21, 2025

i've never heard such rubbish

(Archeic) Idiom Cheifly British

Used when someone is talking nonsense

Aliens, Extraterrestrial life forms... I've never heard such rubbish.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017

Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying

No way to be heard.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

I heard something else

I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.

“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
“I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.

by Zombie-Creeper6 November 9, 2020