The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.
Are you still trying to find a bf
Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn
Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)
Im so happy for you
Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn
Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)
Im so happy for you
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"Happy Monday" is a weekly internationally distributed email based newsletter full of breasts that keep you Happy on Monday’s.
It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".
According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.
Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.
So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.
Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".
According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.
Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.
So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.
Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
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Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
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Mindlessidiot: "...and so I was like, that's so disgusting. You should get that checked out, and he goes..."
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)
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