half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.

"She has a half nose" -a clown

by _eggy March 24, 2023

glass half empty

someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good

she is always looking at the glass half empty

by ilovepoop1234 July 15, 2021

Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

by JackstickX August 13, 2011

Three and a Half

The attractivenesses level of a woman, on a 1-10 scale. This is typically the type of broad who your friend picks up in the midst of a dry spell, and claims to not have had sex with her, rather, only letting her suck him off. But the truth is he had sex with her that night, and in the morning.

You- "Did you eat out that three and a half after she peed in the bushes outside the party last night?" Your Friend- "Nah man I just let her suck me off, and then I made her sleep in the floor."

by Speetastic May 16, 2011

Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011

Bitch And A Half

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.

Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness

by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015