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Guido

Recently made popular by the MTV show "Jersey Shore"

A man usually from a family with a strong Italian Descent.

They tend to express their Heritage through clothing, cars, and other decor.

Common Characteristics of a Guido are:

-Fake Tan
-Dark Brown/Black Gelled exotic hairstyles
-Multiple Tattoos
-Medallions & Other Gold

-Wears Lip Gloss
-Ripped Body (Juiced)
-Short
-Piercings
-Parties often
-New York/Jersey Accent
-Players
-Hang out at Jersey Shore
-Drive Tricked out whips
by PSpmaster January 4, 2010
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Guido Style/Fashion

armani exchange, diesel, dolce & gabbana, gucci, versace jeans couture, dirty english, ed hardy, affliction, blac label, ben sherman, guess, g by guess, superdry jeans, evisu jeans, dkny jeans, gf ferre, 7 for all mandkind jeans, lacoste polos, hugo boss polos, abercrombie & fitch, burberry polos, energie, 55dsl, diesel black gold, famous stars & straps (younger guidos), marc ecko cut & sew, tommy hilfiger, prada, just cavalli, calvin klein jeans, kenneth cole reaction, express, french connection, fcuk, john galliano, ag adriano goldschmied, inc international concepts, buffalo david bitton, zara, h&m, sergio tacchini polos and tracksuits, puma tracksuits, ferrari tracksuits, adidas tracksuits, air jordan tracksuits, pierre cardin tracksuits (older guidos), air jordans, af1s, gold or silver chains, most notably in figaro or curb link style, gold or silver bracelets, high end diamond watch such as rolex, breitling, cartier, tag heuer, gucci, joe rodeo etc. if not diamond watch, then armani exchange, dolce & gabbana, hugo boss, movado, or rado watch. expensive loud sunglasses, big diamond earrings most likely on both ears (obvious giveaway youre a guido if not gay), gucci or lv or armani wallet, gucci hats, ed hardy hats, rhinestone hats, armani exchange hats, kangol berets (older guidos/greaseballs), pinky rings (mainly older guidos/greaseballs) tattoos of jesus or cross or italian flag etc., armani exchange belts, dolce & gabbana belts, diesel belts, gucci belts
by jay3627245734727 March 21, 2011
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Related Words

guido

slang word describing an italian
This guido walked by with a chain around his neck.
by theres December 18, 2004
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Guido

A completely made-up sub-culture, invented by the media and white people trying to act black and giving it a different name. Americans who think that they are Italian because their grandparents are, and are therefore hated by both Americans, actual Italians and of course, the rest of the world.

The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
Look at that guido and guidette couple going to the tanning salon together... Awwww it's like they're people.
by Sam_squawk October 24, 2011
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Original Guido

An internet series about a look into a life of the guido, Jesse GaGaa
"You see that kid's hair!?"
"Yeah, that's just the original guido gagaa."
by fCuK0ffmEbr0 February 5, 2010
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guido pump

a foward thrusting motion of the arm in celebration for some gangsta ass shit. while arm thrusting is happening the word "guido pump" must be repeated over and over.
"that kid just got hit in the face with a muffin! GUIDO PUMP GUIDO PUMP"
by j quan September 23, 2008
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portuguese guido

Males, similar to guidos, in that they tan, gel their hair, go clubbing every night, are constantly at the gym, wear wife beaters, gold jewellry, tight fitted clothes, and racing shoes (pumas) or indoor soccer shoes (adidas).

Have metrosexual european names like Ricardo, Antonio, Sergio, and Francisco.

They think they are cool like guidos of Italian descent but are in fact of Portuguese descent. Mostly unemployed but if they have a job its as a construction worker. They are not poor however, since they usually live off of their rich families.

They drive fast and think they are great drivers, normally cheap Volkswagens wishing they were BMWs, usually with a Portuguese flag on the window.

Surprisingly good taste in women, but they fear their mothers which explains them having issues with girls - like daddy issues except for men, so they will sleep with any girl that comes their way (hot or not).
Can be spotted throughout the Greater Toronto Area, most likely in some nasty Portuguese bar or restaurant where they will be crowded around a shitty TV to watch a soccer game.

They all think they are amazing soccer players (but usually suck), wish they were Cristiano Ronaldo and in fact would probably have sex with him if they could. Cheer for Portugal during soccer tournaments but the minute they lose they cheer for Brazil.
Look at that portuguese guido, what a tool, i bet he wishes he was Cristiano Ronaldo.
by guidohater11 February 25, 2010
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