Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.
One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023
Get the Grandpa Loremug. by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
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Get the Eskimo Grandpamug. somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know
Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true
by how is every name taken August 9, 2023
Get the Grandpamug.