Fanny Granny

(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.

2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.

3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.

1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.

by IKnowItAllSucka August 5, 2019

Great Granny Blaster

A Great granny blaster is a young man who is groomed with beer and pies. This leads to the great granny wanking you off while you finger blast her dusty old snatch.

“Lee I’m going to see unice” Dion don’t do it your such a Great Granny Blaster.

by Lewg83 October 20, 2023

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber

A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.

"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"

by capitalismisthecrisis October 21, 2013

Granny Paradise

A wonderful land where grannys roam. Love em'.

-Where are you going this weekend?
-Well I wanna have fun, so.. probably Granny Paradise.

by AlPal March 14, 2007

gracy

gracy is sweet and pretty .
not alot of common sense but, gracy is book smart.
gracyhas pretty skin and lots of botty

look at gracy work that booty

by 12camogirl October 28, 2016

granny panties

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"

idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"

by hate_society December 28, 2005

granny tighty whities

male white cotton briefs that are extremely large, very saggy. and come up over the belly button

Holy crap, man, my dad wears granny tighty whities!

by jjurstein February 9, 2009