Houdini gravekeeper

When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass you pull out before you come and spit on her back then your friend jumps out of your closet and hits her in the head with a shovel. You then come in her eye and your friend starts to do her in the ass. At this point you hit her with the shovel until she becomes unconscious, not too hard because you don't want to kill her, and put the shovel in her hands like a gravekeeper.

Joe: You called Becky after we gave her that Houdini gravekeeper last night.
Sam: I think she forgot after we knocked her out but I'm too scared to call and find out.

by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

grave jump

To sit in someone's chair/place/table in a bar/pub/etc. as soon as they get up to leave the venue. Similar to grave robbing, but only for chairs/tables on nights out.

"They're getting their coats, quick, lets grave jump"

by dj gerritt November 13, 2007

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

rob your grave

to steal someone's sleep spot; to take someone's pillow and blanket; to lay in someone's sleeping area

-I'm going to go get some cheez-its.
-Rob your grave!
-Shit dude get out of my sleep spot.

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Grave Nigger

God, not only am I a racist, I'm an idiot. How dare put New York in the same category as Detroit?

What was I thinking? Oh well, better go hang myself as to put some chlorine tablets in the gene pool.

by Ballabrad April 7, 2005

drake goranson

likes to fuck pussy and girls ass with condoms

i like pussy drake goranson said

by eric pussy October 5, 2011

Grave Digger

A female zombie who only wants you for your brains

I ain't sayin she's a Grave Digger

zombie female

by Zomboie October 20, 2012