glue

cum, jizz, ejaculate,

Just got this new Playboy and the pages are glued together!

by mrhooper August 29, 2003

gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.

Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

...

Ahh that's better. 1337!

by JB April 21, 2005

glue-doo

The hairstyle the 'ghetto fabulous'white girls wear. It involves a ton of hairspray and is recognized by thin broad strands of hair bonded to the forehead. Another popular form of this hair style is when the person's hair is pulled back so tightly.. it kind of resembles that one part in saw IV (where that chick almost got her scalp ripped off..). The texture resembles a piece of card board, or a hard shelled taco. It's very brittle, and could break if handled incorrectly. This hair cut fucken sucks, and who ever rocks it should be slapped in the mouth.

You see that trashy white bitch over there? Totally rockin the glue-doo.

Yea, that shit looks fucked.

by roll3rbladr December 28, 2007

gluegar

A cougar who has seen better days, and is ready to be made into glue.

Dude, those gluegars are totally checking you out!

I thought the Hyatt would have a good cougar bar, but all that was there were gluegars.

by kemmy g February 24, 2008

glukey

awkward

ew i ran into that creepy guy today, he's so glukey

by kaykay17 January 23, 2009

Glosen

a party pooper; one who brings down a party. a buzz kill.

some guy: i once fell on my housekeeper. what a predicament i was in.
you: -whispers to another guy- he's such a glosen

by hoeinholly March 21, 2009

Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012