Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

Glockledoodledoo

A fetish for hiding a pistol in your vagina

Did you hear about the sexy chick at the bar? I hear she’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

big glock

is usually refer to people with small bodies and big dicks or if a white boy says big glock its cap we all know he got a big body small dick

you know i got the racks in you know im big glock

by big holmie November 11, 2019

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004

glock

short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.

I played the glock in the ballad.

by Scot December 10, 2004

glockenspiel

a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water

The glockenspiel ran across the road.

by Zack Franceschi July 24, 2004

Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.

John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.

by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010