gerbil stuffer

richard gere

nathan lane stuffed a gerbil in his engored, heaving ass. george w sucks donkeys and richard gere.

by bob probert November 17, 2006

gerbilanating

To be looking after, or caring, or stroking (petting) your pet gerbils.

Hi, what's up?
Just Gerbilanating

by Jack Moore - MacFever June 18, 2008

Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.

Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.

by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus November 17, 2006

Rusty Gerber

Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.

Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.

I heard Gary and his bitch got kinky last night - He gave her a rusty gerber

by Lady of the Jai April 2, 2009

gerber baby

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

by bear213 March 31, 2009

Ass Gerbil

One who likes gerbil ass.

Garrett is such an ass gerbil.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003