lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln
by Lively Debate October 30, 2013
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gash browns

always front to back, don't want to be giving yourself gash browns
by impendin June 23, 2015
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Gash Splash

When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.
"Ahhh. I just got attacked by that bitch's gash splash"
by Ewwww Fanny September 02, 2011
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gash yack

by Dubbit57 January 07, 2020
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Trench gash

A girl who is dirty, and sleeps with everyone, also known as a get around. She is ugly, and you hate her, so you simply insult her with trenchgash.
"suck out you melt."

Hahaa, Log on to jog on.com, u An ur trench gash can hold it up sweetie. "
by RudeeeeGaaaal. April 22, 2011
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golden gash

Yo son that bitch is fine as hell. I bet she's got that golden gash. Aka: Pussy so good makes you shit yourself
by Sexy Beast 696969 February 06, 2015
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gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
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