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Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.
by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024
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JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.
by nazissuck September 13, 2017
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Stanley Kids

defined as Kids from Stanley district in Hong Kong, Shit kids from a shit hole suck your mum, dressed in a white T, white forces, black BAPE shorts with a sling bag on, bowl cut talkin bout "where the hoes at" when its a Wednesday night and they are in lanks underaged tryna leech off of some grooming geeza with a table in TAZ, DI or China bar, dad makes 500,000USD per year minimum, mother is an active member of DB mums Facebook group, talks about being a trapper or really in these streets when the last time they got in a fight they ran away or called triads after getting slapped. Island kids in general pipe down
"look at those stanley kids, jumping the binman"
by BBCHK January 19, 2022
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Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.
Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock
by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020
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Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
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Lukas Stanley

That tall lankey white guy, or someone who does not have the drip. Co-founder of homiepepperoni gang
Ew did you see that out fit what a Lukas Stanley
by 8347tr8efuuiwegq February 14, 2021
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The “Stanley Earl Swirl”

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.
Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
by RockyMillion March 27, 2025
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