five iron frenzy

The greatest band ever. of any genre of music. their songs are funny and sad and they sing about just about everything that normal teenagers go through. their tunes are catchy and make you want to skank like there's no tomorrow!

five iron frenzy kicks every other band's ass!!!

by groundrunner June 2, 2004

Five Hole

The area between a hockey goalie's legs. Comes from 5 holes where a player can score; the upper left and right, the lower left and right, and between the legs is considered the fifth hole.

He scored through the five hole.

by Tony Roeser March 22, 2004

so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

mexican five star

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch

by hato February 27, 2006

Five steppage

When you're on the stairs walking down, and 5 steps below you you can see the most AWESOME-CLEAVAGE-EVER

The best distance on stairs from which to observe cleavage

Yo i was walkin down da stairs, and dis chick was walkin up, and i saw some five steppage

or just as a fragment while walking

DUDE, FIVE STEPPAGE

by lukelovespinkstuff1034 February 11, 2009

five star funny

When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.

Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!

by dzjenna September 25, 2009

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011