fatalpalm

When a facepalm (or any of its usual variants, such as the facedesk or double facepalm) is not sufficient enough to convey how painfully stupid something is, a fatalpalm may be executed.

The fatalpalm is similar to a facepalm, except it decapitates.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. *fatalpalm*

by Ganzfeld_Modus September 19, 2013

Fatal Butt Itch

A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur

How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.

by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014

Fatallac

A hot chick with a fat ass like a cadillac!

Hey you see that girl over there? Man shes got a fat ass like a cadillac!! Shes a fatallac!!

by Tinymark June 26, 2015

fataliano

A fat italian

fataliano is selling used cars

by wendybendy July 27, 2016

Fatastrophic

Describes something that is so fat or unhealthy that it is catastrophic to your health or well-being. This can include thoughts or actions.

Example 1.) I want a cupcake but eating one would be so fatastrophic.
Example 2.) Did you see Jimmy at lunch? He ate a whole large pizza all by himself, that is so fatastrophic!!
Fat Obese Overweight Unhealthy Catastrophic Binge Health

by Krissyalynn July 11, 2016

fataligasm

A fataligasm is an orgasm so epic that it leaves its subject unconscious and/or dazed and incoherent.

"Finish Her!" , "I just woke up from a fataligasm. I must have been banged by the hammer of Thor last night", "My boyfriend fucked me cross eyed this morning. I came so hard I had a fataligasm"

by Ezkimo Joe October 17, 2017

Fatal Friday

Fatal Friday is where you wake up and start drinking on special Fridays, drinking through school and work.

Dude last Friday before summer let's do a fatal Friday

by Big D 444 June 16, 2018