farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

fartin a dick

One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.

Jerry: Aw man, that fart was fucking loose.

Steve: Whatever Jerry!

Jerry: You were fartin a dick!

by antipop221 November 12, 2011

farming simulator 19

a game made by giants software that will come out november 20th.
added john deere.
many more features.
pet dogs.

lets buy farming simulator 19.

Definition: Farming Simulator is a farming simulation video game series developed by Giants Software. The locations are based on American and European environments. Players are able to farm, breed livestock, grow crops and sell assets created from farming.

by burnt_toast_with_jelly November 12, 2018

U fakin wot m8?

A short word for: "you fucking what mate". Also just another word for WTF, OR just a little bit more serious version of u wot m8.

Player 1: gtg kill some noobz, cya bruh. Player 2: u fakin wot m8?

by XxX_Th3Cr@b_XxX March 20, 2015

farding

to put on makeup

No farding during class

by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010

farminara

A mixture of semen from a variety of farm animals used as a dip or comdiment or dressing.

nothing completes a vegetable platter like a side of farminara.

by Mike Regan January 22, 2008

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008