falsetto humoroso

When one falsely considers themselves to be hilarious, the self deception of being funny. A person who is often perceived as a wiseguy, jokester, or smart-ass is characterized as having falsetto humoroso.

A man and his chair: Doug noticed that his 18 year worn-out lazyboy recliner was no longer amongst the formal living room furnishings. He found this note on the table; "I brought your chair downtown to the dump then saw that the Antiques Rode Show was in town and stopped to have it appraised!"
"Ha-Ha ..Doug exclaimed, my wife has a severe cause of falsetto humoroso!"

by Sally Magoo January 4, 2010

false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.

Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.

by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016

false

1. not true
2. incorrect

2 + 2 = 5 is a false statement.

by SweetDivaKay April 30, 2020

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

false

Saying something is false means that it would be wrong, and a useless thing to do. When something can be done better or is not at all of satisfactory manor its false.

Jack Black: I could 26 skedew you a song, but that would be false.

by Ant C August 26, 2003

False Hope

Obama's entire campaign.

McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass

by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

False friend

When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.

False friend!!!!

by M.M.Ridiculous March 17, 2011