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Party Favor

When a man has recently finished a night (or day) of ravenous sex with a woman, he removes his filled condom and slips it into the woman's purse surreptitiously. She will be in for a surprise when she next opens it!
When Swillis went to pay the bill at dinner, she realized that Glandy has given her a party favor, and that all of her money was soaked with jizz!

Jill--God damnit, Zachy P gave me the party favor, i am such a fucking idiot!
by zackhye October 14, 2009
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favorite girl

A son's affectionate term for his mother.
I bought my favorite girl some flowers and played "dear momma" for her on mother's day.
by uneekstylez September 18, 2009
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favoritist

The retards way of saying most favorite.
Senses Fail is my favoritist band ever.
by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006
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fan favorite

poker, to win over the hearts of eight or more dudes at the table.
q: who's your favorite fan favorite?
a: probably noam. even though he's ranked second in the world. wait, i mean farley. yeah, i mean farley.
by Mike Matzke April 5, 2005
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Bandido Favorito

When a girl gives you a blowjob with her mouth filled with salsa.
Karalyn loves giving Bandido Favoritos
by Mitch 1 December 9, 2008
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Fjord

When you snort so much coke that traces remain in your nasal cavity resulting in something of a "perma-drip" or intermittent drips for a period of hours or over the course of an entire day after termination of cocaine usage. Named for the river-like bodies of water formed by glacial erosion of cliffs... the snow melts, and you end up with a fjord running down your post-nasal cavity.
Bradley and I got railed the fuck out on half a ball last night... I've had a fjord going on all day man.
by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012
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whats your favorite color

The dirty definition for "whats your favorite color" is send nudes
Me; Whats your favorite color, faith

Faith; I guess
by Pimp daddy lucas December 4, 2017
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