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Text Filing

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.
Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!
by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009
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Bad FallingBostel

a place which is almost always described as

"Hell...it isn't all that bad"

it offers many exciting brochures such as Crucify your family and scare the shit into your parents.

Phone Number 666 6666 6666666 7 66666 Klondike 6666

when you get through ask for Senior representitive Lucifer then ask him to speak to his superior Kieron Glen.

Lots of years are spent eating, drinking and getting laid in Bad FallingBostel. The only major problem being a high amount of lawyers....suspiciously.
"Lets go to Bad Fallingbostel"
"My Gran lives their"
"so does Margret Thatcher and Bill clinton"
"oh lots of fun"
by Moose_Man January 28, 2009
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When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear
Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.
by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014
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Failiure To Life

Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.

This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.

He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.
*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*

Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"

Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "

* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *
by Chealyn February 17, 2009
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Free Fallin'

When a girl forgets to wear a bra and her boobs are like free fallin'.
"Ewww is she wearing a bra?"
"No she's free fallin'"
by aiorejotj October 15, 2008
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Life Failiure

Someone who is completely and utterly terrible in dealing with the fundamentals of living in regular society. Life Faliures are usually self-centered and unaware that the real world does not revolve around thier own set of small and close minded beliefs.
Brendan believes that he should get a refund on his
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.

Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"
by The Thunder Man August 3, 2009
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