Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

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FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)

Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now

by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017

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facetime sickness

When someone is on FaceTime/video chat and they are moving too much/making too much noise while claiming to be a part of the conversation.

Jamila was giving Matthew FaceTime Sickness while running on a windy day.

by BurntClay June 11, 2018

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Fact Shaming

Shaming someone because they don’t know a fact that you know. Making them feel stupid and less superior than you. This can also apply to people who shame you for not knowing how to pronounce certain words.

Fact shaming: “Don’t you know who Putin is? Everyone knows who he is, you are so stupid Brad! “

by Ombroso August 17, 2018

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