A cliff jumping move that envolves, jogging up to the cliff edge putting you hands on the edge and volting your legs upwards and round to the side. This can also be executed with multiple spins on the way down for added street cred.
(how you would jump a fence)
(how you would jump a fence)
by Marconious August 16, 2006
Get the Escarpment mug.Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by suing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is "the only middle class American in the Presidential race", yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate for the 2008 election. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
John Edwards is John Kerry's buttbuddy. They are two peas in a pod. They were both losers in the 2004 Presidential election.
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A craddle robbing Vampire, who stalks teenage girls. Steals the heart of Bella then make her a nut and then comes back to her knowing she has nothing better in her life and probably minipulates the fact that she's vulberable and he could do anything he wanted to her because she can't fight back.
(fake not in the sags)
The sun goes down mom called telling asking me about my love interest when Edward comes out of nowhere. i hang up and he tells me to be perfectly still. I close my eys wondering what is he going to do and he kisses me that turns from a peck on the lips to a extreme make out session. He holds me down by my wrist and rips my clothes off and stuffs a shread of my shirt into my mouth muffling my screams. Charlie is on an over nihgt fishing trip. Nobody is home. "Bella stay still and it will be over sooner" He whispers.
I spit out thestrip and say "Edward please no".
"You said you rather die than be without me so do this and you'll have me forever".
Tears stream down my face as he pumps through me smiling each time I beg him to stop. I try to dig my fingers into his granite skin but nothing but throbbing fingers. After an hourof pain from his granite cock going in and out of my body I pull my covers over my body and hejust says "I'll be back tomorrow night I'm your forever Bella"
Why do I still love him, after just having my virginity taken away from me and I didn't even put up a fight, I couldn't he held me down. Like he said as if I could fight him off. Edward Cullen is my love but am I his?
The sun goes down mom called telling asking me about my love interest when Edward comes out of nowhere. i hang up and he tells me to be perfectly still. I close my eys wondering what is he going to do and he kisses me that turns from a peck on the lips to a extreme make out session. He holds me down by my wrist and rips my clothes off and stuffs a shread of my shirt into my mouth muffling my screams. Charlie is on an over nihgt fishing trip. Nobody is home. "Bella stay still and it will be over sooner" He whispers.
I spit out thestrip and say "Edward please no".
"You said you rather die than be without me so do this and you'll have me forever".
Tears stream down my face as he pumps through me smiling each time I beg him to stop. I try to dig my fingers into his granite skin but nothing but throbbing fingers. After an hourof pain from his granite cock going in and out of my body I pull my covers over my body and hejust says "I'll be back tomorrow night I'm your forever Bella"
Why do I still love him, after just having my virginity taken away from me and I didn't even put up a fight, I couldn't he held me down. Like he said as if I could fight him off. Edward Cullen is my love but am I his?
by Beauty_with_a_brain May 17, 2009
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Get the Edward mug.A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.
by SparkleEater June 20, 2009
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(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
by Outsiders perspective December 21, 2008
Get the edward cullen mug.Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.
Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
by WaldoE September 30, 2013
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