color engineer

Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"

Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!

by Jeremy Harrison May 27, 2006

blown engine

When your respective sexual partner motorboats your asscheeks, and you proceed to fart in her face

"Yo, Kari was motorboating me and i gave her the ol' blown engine."

by LaceDARIUS April 1, 2010

computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

engine bunny

A cute or hot girl that knows how to fix a car, motorcycle, or any other type of vehicle.

A grease monkey that happens to be a girl.

It's a little more pricey to go to the local shop, but getting to see a engine bunny like her is worth it!

by Kitkatcock September 10, 2018

jet engining

When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off

hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining

by X marks my dick November 17, 2017

booty engineer

A guy so smooth it's like he engineers the booty.

Jeff so smooth, he a booty engineer.

by Katy M71 May 12, 2016

Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.

Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!

by Kbehcon February 3, 2010