Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam
*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
by Utz89 January 8, 2005
Get the dude eggsmug. by Doc Madness April 2, 2011
Get the Fried Eggmug. An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice
Swan eggs = So nice
Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like
This pizza is swan eggs
Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet
Jo is pure swan eggs
This pizza is swan eggs
Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet
Jo is pure swan eggs
by sasheroo September 8, 2013
Get the Swan Eggsmug. A bitter office co-worker who, no matter what, makes the time to find some menial mistake in your grammar, punctuation or spelling regardless of the overall quality of the piece of work.
Co-worker - ‘I have reviewed the report you asked me to and I noticed you’ve used your semi colon incorrectly on page 35, paragraph 4.’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’
by Policy Dickhead April 18, 2019
Get the Sour Eggmug. A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
Get the porky eggsmug. by PokemonGirl April 24, 2010
Get the Egg and mashmug. A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.
by Scroody October 23, 2018
Get the Dean of EGGSmug.