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Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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Esmi

Truly an amazing beautiful girl who will melt your heart with her kindness. The best friend to have because she will do anything to help you if your her homie. A bit oblivious to romance but ehh, what can you do she is who she is yknow!
Small: is that Esmi?

Pushy: oh you mean cutie-chan?
by Pushy-San March 21, 2019
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Esomchi

A really hot black man who has a GYAT and a 20 inch cock
Look at Esomchi’s big penis! I can’t resist!
by Esomchi March 19, 2023
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Sandman Esquire

Sandman Esquire, aka Mr. Zone 2 is a popular African American rapper, songwriter, actor, and activist from North Atlanta (Zone 2). Sandman is also known as a social activist, focusing on subjects including social inequality, police brutality, equal education, and systemic racism. In addition to addressing themes of racism and police brutality in his music, he is known for attending rallies throughout the south east.
Sandman Esquire is the best rapper out of North Atlanta
by All Things Atlanta November 6, 2020
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Extended Essay

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
by Patric Hong January 12, 2009
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Esha

An amazing, sweet and lovely girl! She is generous and cares about everyone else, and has an amazing smile! She is super talented in singing and if you become friends with her you won’t regret it. She is extremely gorgeous and also adores animals! I’ll tell you one last time, she is a keeper!
Wow! She is such an Esha! So sweet!
by 💕😊😊😊😊😊 June 4, 2020
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Estrella

Is the most amazing girl you can meet because of the impact she can have on your life. She can make you smile, laugh and feel loved because she's truly an amazing person. She doesnt know how special she is, which is a shame because she is one of a kind. Never forget the she is the boss, which means never get on her bad side. She is the hottest girl you can meet, but be cute at the same time. Never let her go, because she is the best thing that can happen in your life.
Person: hey, I'll beat you in 8ball
2 mins later
Estrella: haha, hold this L
by wveufyvwefvwefv December 25, 2019
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