Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

epic bao

equal to or greater than an epic fail

EPIC BAO

by derpityhurrr February 21, 2011

epic sneeze

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present

Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!

Aahhchoopbthhhh!

Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!

by annikool February 5, 2010

Epic Games

the company who made fortnite which is only played by toxic kids and also made unreal engine the best engine for creating random games!

Epic games more like epic gays

by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs October 28, 2022

elvis is epic

Jake and reeves Elvis talent show video that will never get old.

Man Elvis is epic no matter how old they get.

by Elvis_definer June 22, 2022

epic letdown

Losing your fantasy football game on Monday Night to a player who has a career day.

Chelsey had an Epic Letdown when Stephan Diggs scored three touchdowns on Monday Night Football

by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009