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Dolphinja

A combination of a dolphin and a ninja; typically carries a small knife or dagger in its blowhole.
That dolphinja is gonna stab you!
by Q.T. McWhiskers March 31, 2009
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Dolphin whisperer

A person who has the capability to communicate to and/or attract dolphins. Similar to a dog whisperer, a dolphin whisperer is very egotistical and proud of their gift, and often becomes jealous whenever a dolphin shows attention to another person.
Cattie: "The dolphins just keep coming to me!"
Caleb: "That's because you must be a dolphin whisperer."
Westley: "Hey, a dolphin finally's coming to me!"
Caleb: "... Cattie, why did you push that dolphin away? Westley was finally going to touch his first dolphin!"
Cattie: "Because I'm a dolphin whisperer."
by Lenerty April 7, 2011
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Brown dolphin

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.
by rosemarsh June 9, 2010
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Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.
A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin
by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009
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wiki wiki dolphin

term used for people who go on wikipedia or any other website to specifically find sexual words or definitions. like a horny porpoise aka a dolphin. Di you know that humans and porpoises are the only animals that have sex for fun. True statement
Tiger, you are such a wiki wiki dolphin! - Dana
Nah, im more like a narwhal cuz im so horny! -Tiger
by ShakiraIsSoSexy November 22, 2010
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hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015
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fuck a dolphin

something you say when you are frustrated and mad.
"Dude the english hw takes forever!"

"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."
by scuba69 May 17, 2010
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