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fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.
The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.
by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017
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Vietnamese Doorknob

While you and your partner have sex, your girl bends her legs over her body, revealing her vagina, and then you stick it in and constantly do 360-degree rotations.
A: Yo, I'm tired as fuck.
B: Why?
A: I gave Candice a Vietnamese Doorknob last night.
B: Oh...
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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mr doerr

eats all the boys ass is gay has a micropenis
Boy: I wish he could eat my ass he is such a mr doerr
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Crackhead dork

A person who smoke weed and is a fucking weirdo
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Dusty doorknob

Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty
Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty
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Dirty Derk

Dirty Derk is a playful nickname given to an exceptionally charismatic individual who possesses a keen enthusiasm for board games, a deep appreciation for the musical stylings of Gwar, and happens to exude an undeniable handsomeness. This term is often used affectionately to describe someone who effortlessly combines their love for strategic tabletop gaming, an affinity for headbanging to Gwar's intense performances, and an overall captivating physical presence. Dirty Derk serves as a reminder that being intellectually engaging, having diverse musical tastes, and possessing charm can coexist harmoniously, making for an incredibly dynamic and appealing individual.
If you haven't met Dirty Derk, you're missing out. He's one of the best people everrr!
by mmmmpaintchips June 23, 2023
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Dirty Derk

Dirty Derk is when the winner of a board game removes all clothing and slaps his dick across the faces of all the players he
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
How does he always win?? Guess were about to get Dirty Derked again!
by mmmmpaintchips June 25, 2023
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