The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
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Tom: Stfu! Our names have 3 letters, illuminate has a triangle, triangles have 3 sides therefore Half life 3 is confirmed.
Katey: Damn, you guys are having a legit dialogue
Tom: Stfu! Our names have 3 letters, illuminate has a triangle, triangles have 3 sides therefore Half life 3 is confirmed.
Katey: Damn, you guys are having a legit dialogue
by j mellow June 20, 2015
Get the A legit dialogue mug.Essential accessory for fat-fingered people, enabling them to operate the numeric keypad of a phone.
Recorded voice: "Sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone." *BEEP*
by aaaaaaandy December 4, 2003
Get the dialling wand mug.When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.
by HouseMD July 10, 2009
Get the Dialysis mug.When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.
Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)
by CountryBoii December 4, 2010
Get the Butt Dialing mug.The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.
"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"
by marrklar August 6, 2007
Get the post-Potter dialect mug.Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?
Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.
by izcool January 11, 2009
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