Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 13, 2021

genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

by The Tig June 28, 2007

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012

Desegregation busing

Concept that school integration can only be achieved through artificial race quotas in schools. Students of different races are forced by law to each other's schools. Opposed by many black leaders, did not help black students - the policy's intended benefactors - and also destroyed sense of community in all school districts affected.

"The discipline issues increased dramatically at City High due to the animosity generated by the new desegregation busing policy"

by jcmorgan January 9, 2009