Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.

Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him

by HongleDongle June 21, 2020

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

Detective Orange

He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.

AH FUCK ITS DETECTIVE ORANGE

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020

detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 10, 2021

Defected

Ha

I am defected

by Rav6534 July 24, 2021

delectures

Means Jake the og delectures

oxy:have u heard of delectures

random: no

oxy:HOW HES THE BEST DELECTURES THERE IS

by delectures August 16, 2021

derectify

The act of going softer than soft

When I see my mother, I derectify.

by derectifycreator69420 September 7, 2021