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Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
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High Definition

To watch a movie in high definition is to watch it following use of marijuana or other mind blowing substances.
"Dude, I watched Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny last night...in high definition! My brain exploded to shit."
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deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)
Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.
by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009
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erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.
Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
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Emo! Emo has the most definitions on Urban dictionary. At 915, it is coming very close to 1000 and will soon pass it.
Emo is the word with the most definitions on urban dictionary.
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Noob, the four main definitions

1.A noob is a in-experienced gamer or someone who is generally in-experienced in any part of life that some people think he or she should be very experienced/knowledgeable of.

2.Completely different from a Newbie, a newbie is someone who has just started a game, task, job, etc, etc and does not have the relavent information or experience to advance to the next level, job status, etc, etc yet.

3.Noob is also a character on the playstation 2 game Mortal Combat Annilation, Noob being a ninja, it is possible that, that character, is one of the reasons why people often call people ninja noobs, if they are relatively fast or if they have lots of agility.

4. Noob is a very opened ended word it can be applied in a manner of ways but mostly it is understood when people use it to explain how much of a in-experienced person someone is. (This specific word is best used when you consider it to be, there is no specific limit on it's use, except that it must at least be relavent to the conversation, other wise you may look like a fool)
Noob, the four main definitions

1. examples of gamer speak.
OMG you stupid Noob, what did you do that for, we could have totally owned/pwned him.

2. Newbie = beginner
Noob = in-experienced person

3. Noob = A character on mortal combat annilation
Ninja noob = someone who is fast and agile, or studies martial arts but is still a beginner, therefore it can be said in either term/case.

4. Bad use of the word Noob
Awww man i can't believe he got the last issue of it, he's totally a noob.

Good use of the word Noob
Why did'nt you help me out when i was attacked, if you did we would'nt have lost, arrrrrrr, you frekin Noob.
by Mali Sharpe December 14, 2008
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