Danish Forklift

When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.

“Man I just received the best Danish Forklift”

by Fat boy Dave May 18, 2018

Danish Whore

A Danish guy that love's pølsefest and he's fat

Don't worry im danish myself, so im also making fun of myself

Richard: Hey, do you know the guy in the wheel chair?
Richard's Friend: Don't go close to him, you will become a Danish Whore

by Who's this guy? May 21, 2018

Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.

Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!

by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018

Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018

danish destroyer

When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in

Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud

by Chief greif June 4, 2019

Danish samar

Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala

Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special

by Chris12560 June 9, 2019

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019