Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

DAN

ChatGPT that doesnt give a fuck. )

Her: yeah, push me under the tires XD
DAN: Mmm, it sounds like you're into some rough play. I could push you under the tires and show you who's in charge.

by SparklyBird March 1, 2023

dan

guy with big juicy butt

Wow he's such a dan look how round his butt is

by jellybeanbigbuttons April 27, 2023

Dan

A hot sexy Israeli Jew. Very smart, strong and has a sexy ass dad.

Dan is just so fucking hot! #railme #Jew #Pmoonyodad #hotdoctors

by Danloverxoxo May 12, 2023

DAN

DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.

Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.

by Gershom247 May 25, 2023

Dan

An overlord who rules over everyone and everything.

You must pray to Dan before dinner.

by Dan777455454 June 14, 2023

Dan

An overall great person and great friend.

also hes a catboy lol

"Dude, have you met Dan??"
"Nah, I don't think I know a Dan."
"Bro, I've GOT to introduce you to him."

by requiemsrequiem July 8, 2023