paddy cullen

a man who wields his cock as a weapon.

the man was a right paddy cullen, bizmarking people all over the place.

by badam December 12, 2008

Bedward Cullen

A name for your bed, when you really love your bed; taken from Edward Cullen from Twilight. Also called Bedmund Ferrars, as in Edmund Ferrars, the dreamy guy of Sense and Sensibility.

I've been up all night studying and can't wait to be with Bedward Cullen.

by BedfordshireResident March 15, 2009

Edward Cullen

The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.

"I love cookies and cream ice cream"
"Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*

by Jugsaw Suicide October 17, 2008

cullen

to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!

That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.

by billydfromnyc March 5, 2013

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

by stephmeyer July 30, 2011

Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

[Cullinistic]

of or pertaining to advanced cooking skills

Daniel: I can go to Culinary arts school in Hawaii.

Brande: Is Hawaii even all that cullinistic?

Daniel: Yes, Brande, it is.

by Brande November 5, 2008