Crankmister

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why

Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!

by Marlie May 27, 2005

Crank Date

Noun.
crank date referring to man or woman invited over for sexual favors in order to do some of their crank.

Lets invite John over for a crank date, maybe if we blow him, he will give us some of his crank

by MissSuzieSunshine January 25, 2009

crankrous whore

Smoking crust whore who will have sex with you even though she has drugs but you probably wouldnt want to get near her crusty vagina.

Your mother is a crankrous whore, i wouldnt want to touch that with a ten foot dick.

by Summer Lyn Ingram May 29, 2009

crankenstien

A name used to refer to a person that has been awake for several days or more under the effects of methamphetamine. A state of being that is somewhat zombie like.

Dude, take a look at that "crankenstien" walking down the street, I think its way past her bed time.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

crankinator

One who is committing the act of being cranky,fussy.

Tinky, what is up with you?Why are you crankin' on me? You are such a crankinator.

by cdivalicious May 4, 2010

crank stepping

When a person who is under the influence of meth is walking down the street really fast. And there eyes are turned down towards the street instead of where they are going.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.

Here comes Tweaky Bob, crank stepping towards us.

by rmblnrd13 May 11, 2010

Crank start

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.

I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.

by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011