jim crow punch

The proper way to punch a black person, usually as a punishment for drinking out of the white fountains, or shitting in the white bathrooms

Jim- What is that Nigger doing in my restaurant?
Bobby Joe- I don't know Jim, but give his black ass the Jim Crow Punch and shoo is ass out, make sure you dont get bit though, you might get AIDS!!!

by Billy Ray Ju March 27, 2008

jim crow rifle

a gun that is often used in the execution of tiger-riding yard stompers around the world.

hey Jolene and Leonard, i'm headed over to Uganda to try out my new jim crow rifle! Want to join and get a good laugh?

by shadowsmurfer March 21, 2008

Jim crow

Just a really great guy...

Hey Jim crow.. Have this watermelon and a comb

by Big Tuff March 12, 2019

Old Crow Whiskey

A beery, barfy-tasting cheap whiskey. Somehow "descended" from a Civil War era bourbon that was guzzled by cowboys and generals. But the original recipe is long since lost and was probably a damn sight better.

I'm pretty sure modern Old Crow whiskey is distilled from King Cobra. But it's got a crow on it, so what the hell. I think I'll go buy some right now.

by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012

cheryl crow

Having a wonderfully solid bowel movement and requiring only one square of toilet paper to verify the cleanliness of your sphincter.

noun. Chris had a wonderfully gratifing cherly crow this morning, in spite of all the beer and chicken wings he ingested last night.

noun. Chris had wicked bud mud this morning... not a good day to be cheryl crow.

verb. Chris had a clean eddie and was able to cheryl crow his hynie.

by Lazy ass Doug May 5, 2007

Snow Crow

Non Caucasian person that ski's or snowboards.

Dude look at that snow crow hit the gap!

by CityStar March 11, 2010

Papa Rim Crow

the father of all botty grouters 'or' man with a paternal (Gary type) approach to rimming

Good Lord in heaven get me out of this house....Papa Rim Crow is coming home!!!

by I'm too scared - he might get me. Again. October 28, 2003