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Contra'd

Verb. Past tense.

Defined as when two guys blast their way through
hordes of baddies using guns and a near infinite
amount of ammo....all with kick ass style.

From the video game Contra in which two two guy
blast their way through hordes of badies using
guns and a near infinite amount of ammo...all
with kick ass style.
"Hey Bill"

"Yeah Phill"

"There's lot of baddies"

"Lock and load."

"You said it."

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

All 3,994 baddies are dead!

Bill and Phill high five and say together "CONTRA'D!!!"

Jill "You guys are dumb asses"
by mrsticky005 July 25, 2011
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conran

The name of an individual who smells like shit and finds difficulty talking to girls.
"That Conran cunt has no friends"
by sleb July 2, 2019
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get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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Contrabandit

The politically correct term for the street word 'junkie'
Check out that contrabandit combing her hair and harrassing innocent bystanders
by Whiplash 'Cowboy' Monkey April 17, 2009
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contradiction

noun; everything Pierson Bell says or does
Says: "I'm cutting back on homework."

The contradiction: Gives hours of homework and bitches when you still try to do it, in class, but nonetheless you are still trying to do it.
by AP Class May 4, 2011
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contradiction

totaly unable to figure out what ur saying or doing.

Quoting someone in art world who in loss of ability think act and function as a person and stil want to acutaly open your mouth to feel yu can say something before you know what your saying
Contradiction as in:

We are not here to save your life,( "we are to cool for that, but if i got sick you my friends would save mine")
Meaning yes im a totaly duech bag scum bag self centered jerk but if it came down to it i want u to suck me ass, and get off with being fuckt up. PS i will also cut your throat if u tell anyone that im this fuct up cause i wont sell art..
by artifiial nigga January 21, 2009
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Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.
Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"
by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010
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