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Conspiracy Theory

A belief that the government and the media should never be trusted.
You think it’s silly to be a conspiracy theorist? Well I think it’s silly that you trust the media and the government. That’s why I believe a conspiracy theory can be true.
by GMG1981 February 4, 2024
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Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
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conspiracy theory

A theory that some fact or information is being hidden from the general public—a conspiracy—for whatever reason. These views are generally not held by most people or media (which is often part of the point—if something *is* being hidden, most people wouldn’t know).

Possibly the most well-known and widespread conspiracy theory is that planet Earth is actually flat, not spherical, and that this fact is covered up, keeping people in the dark.

A conspiracy theory may be true, false, or only partially true. “Conspiracy theory” is often used as a pejorative, usually an attempt to discredit ideas that are disagreed with; however, although theories like the Earth being flat can be patently disproven, many are still controversial.

In the United States, many conspiracy theories are attributed to the federal government. For example:
• some people purport that the attacks on September 11, 2001 (9/11) were perpetrated by the government as an excuse to increase citizen surveillance, or justify invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
• the demonstrations at the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021 were allegedly helped along by the government in an effort to discredit Donald Trump and his supporters.
• the existence of aliens and UFOs is supposedly hidden by the government, and equipment and specimens from said aliens is being stored in the top-secret Air Force facility Area 51.
“The CIA psychologically tortured human subjects to develop drugs that could psychomanipulate people during interrogations!”
“Oh yeah, that did happen, actually.”
“Sorry, what?”
“MKUltra. The CIA experimented on humans to make drugs.”
“…oh. Huh. Like, I was just trying to make up a weird conspiracy theory for Urban Dictionary, but… wow. I think my day is ruined now.”
by obscureharrypottercharacter February 11, 2024
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Conspiracy theory

What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Consparian

An adjective used for a person named Darian, who personalizes, creates and "Darianizes" conspiracy theories to such a high degree of radical thinking that combines logic, research and over thinking. It is this fundamental, other wordly pattern of thinking. That many struggle to follow down the Rabbit hole.

Or an adjective used for people whos actions defy logic, fairness and common sense. In order to conspire against others.
Shit, I just got back from a 3 day adventure with Darian, we were following the consparian of the week.. Alice and the Rabbit send their love.

This is the 3rd time this week I've had 1 shoe stolen by someone, this is a consparian
by HERBIE69 June 12, 2024
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Conspiradifity

A conspiracy theory that has yet to be validated as true!
Justin's father was murdered by his step mother and hospice home nurse who are part of the man haters woman club but he couldn't prove it so it remains a conspiradifity.
by Neirboluapnitsuj June 17, 2024
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Conspiracumentary

A documentary based on a a known conspiracy theory that is created to convince its viewers that its content is fully true when a large amount of the content may be fabricated or misleading to promote the theory as factual.
Did you watch the latest conspiracumentary insert title here? I almost believed what I saw until I realized that most of its content was faked like we see on on social media..
by Uncle Buck Jr. September 27, 2024
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